Mike at port arms.

Have you ever looked around you and thought, "That idiot over there is the reason I'm late / paying so much / irritated / inconvenienced"?

I'm here to tell you, you're right!

This is the failure of democracy. All men (and women) are not created equal. A large number of them are, in fact, morons.

Morons are why:

  1. We have to have stupid disclaimers.
  2. We can't have three wheel ATVs or lawn darts.
  3. Some people want gun control.
  4. We have to pay taxes for research into stupid things such as why stupid people don't realize they're stupid.
  5. We have debates over, "Should I vote for Hillary based on gender or Obama based on race?" instead of over, "Which candidate will better represent my ideals?"

I'm here to put a stop to that. I am running for World Dictator for 2016.

This is my platform.

Over the coming weeks, I will introduce you to my cabinet and my agenda.

If you are not stupid, you have nothing to fear.

If you are stupid, you can read, become informed, and learn to be an asset instead of a liability.

I have seen a future without idiots.

And it's gooood.

And no, I don't represent your ideals. I just want to eliminate morons.